Weightloss...Smeightloss...

SEVEN DAYS TO GO

SATURDAY Morning (After meeting)

That piece of cake I saved is near;

One big slice, I have no fear,

Besides no pound will even show

I've got seven days to go.

SUNDAY

A day of shopping to the mall we go

For a burger special, it's cheaper you know!

I'll walk it off I have no fear,

Six days to go, no weigh-in near!

MONDAY

I think I'll skip my tuna lunch

A ham sandwich is what I'll munch.

Tuna's getting expensive you know,

Besides, I've got five days to go!

TUESDAY

Boy this week is really rough,

Restaurant menus are really tough!

I'll work this steak off, have no fear

In just four days it'll all be clear.

WEDNESDAY

Breakfast--I'll just have coffee today

Maybe I'll lose more weight that way!

Supper--a little extra I'll eat

Three days before those scales I'll meet!

THURSDAY

For breakfast--one egg, toast and juice,

Kids left their pancakes! Oh what's the use;

With inflation, to waste is a sin'

Besides it's two days 'till weigh in!

FRIDAY

Now my nerves are really a wreck

Might as well eat, what the heck!

I'll take two Ex-Lax late tonight

One day to go--it'll be alright!

SATURDAY

I can't afford to eat--NO WAY!!

Six trips to the john might save my day!

I gained two pounds, wouldn't you know,

Guess I didn't have seven days to go!!!!!!!!!!!